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No one ever sends me asks :/ I’m always so bored. Thats why I always here… waiting… waiting longer… and waiting some more… for someone to acknowledge my meaningless existence… lol I kid, I kid. But no seriously. Asks would be cool right now. Or anytime. Preferably now, though. Yeah.

Taking my AP Language and Composition final tomorrow… sucks to be me, right?

maza-dohta:

sometimes,
when I’m walking 
down the street,
I see my reflection in
store windows and I 
hardly recognize myself;
I see a woman, 
a portrait of
a better version of myself,
and my mother’s neat
signature somewhere 
in the corner. 

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if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too 

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rhymewithrachel:

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fire-is-better-than-water:

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mega—horn:

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butterbeer-forthesoul:

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are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

You could say it’s a…. congregation

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ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

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